JOKE OF THE DAY!

 

Three Contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the White House, one from India, one from
China, the third a Nigerian.
They went to White House official to examine the fence.
The Indian takes out a tape and does some measuring, works some figures, he said, the job will cost $900 (material $400, labour $400 & ...$100 profit).The Chinese does the same & said I can do it for $700 (material $300, labour $300 and $100 profit).
The Nigerian didn't measure or figure, but whispers, $2700 to the official. The White House official say, you didn't even do any measurement, how did you come up with such a high figure?
The Nigerian replied...
$1000 for me,
$1000 for you &
$700 to hire the Chinese to do the
job.
DEAL or NO DEAL?
The White Man Smiles, It's a
DEAL...!
One Word/Sentence for Nigerians.
Lolz...!!!