Friday 3 May 2013

A mega size men don’t really need BY Solaade Ayo-Aderele.



Enhancement kit
Open your mailbox and you’d see a deluge of unsolicited mails in which marketers are trying to sell bizarre medications to you. In fact, as desperate as they are, they even offer free testing kits so that when you experience the pleasure of the result, you can then order for one.
Ours is an age of mega everything — you now have mega cars, mega mansions, mega noodles pack, and other things in-between. While we may not have much against owning a mega car or mega mansion, for instance, how do you figure out a product that claims to give men jumbo-sized reproductive organs, with the promise to make them bedroom tigers overnight?

The products claim they could elongate men’s stuff by up to four inches at a go, with longer and harder erections to boot! Worse still are the unethical advertisements for these products in public places — markets, motor parks, and even at some swanky shopping malls.
And in this age of so-called alternative medicine, charlatans have capitalised on the craze for “organic” everything — medications inclusive, even when they lack scientific basis. They claim to have in their arsenals certain herbal preparations that can give men the wonder length. All the seeker needs to do is drink and then be ready to mate like a lion.
The medications — which may be in form of lotions, oral application like pills, or some so-called exercise that have no scientific backing — promise “unbelievable” results within a short period. Yet, men might as well believe that the results are truly unbelievable, considering that scientists have pooh-poohed them.
Granted that men are passionate about their reproductive organ, it becomes bizarre, though, when marketers make them paranoid about size, such that it impairs their reproductive and mental health.
Physicians say apart from the psychological problems that plague men when it comes to this part of their anatomy, male organ enlargement market flourishes mainly because the desire for a bigger organ is both a preoccupation and a source of concern for many men.
Scientists note that a number of studies have shown that most men who think their penises are too small actually have normal-sized organs, and that many men just have an exaggerated idea of what constitutes “normal” penis size.
Anatomically, the average male organ measures somewhere between three and five inches (or about eight to 13 cm) when placid; and between five and seven inches (13 to 18 cm) when erect.
Physicians say a male reproductive organ is considered abnormally small only if it measures less than three inches (or about seven centimeters) when erect — a condition termed micropenis.
Experts say there are some treatments for male impotence that charlatans might capitalise on. Dr. Olubodun Agbemeyede says, for instance, vacuum devices are often used to treat impotence. He says the device works by forcing blood into the male sex organ, enlarging it in the process. He explains, however, that the result lasts for only 24 hours and could therefore not be touted as capable of giving any man an imaginary size down there.
Agbemeyede warns, though, that when used without medical supervision, the blood vessels can rupture, leading to swelling and pain.
As for those who tout male organ exercise, Agbemeyede says this is one part of the male anatomy that does not contain any muscles and that there are no exercises or massage techniques that will enlarge it as marketers may want anybody to believe.
Professor of Anatomy and Reproductive Endocrinology, Prof. Oladapo Ashiru, explains that subjecting the male organ to any form of enlargement might primarily be to improve blood circulation to it under certain medical conditions. In this case, he says, it is the increased blood circulation that enlarges the organ naturally, and not any spurious lotion, pill or cream.
He agrees that some supplements (names withheld) and some minor amino acids can help in enlarging the male organ, but that they are not advisable.
Agbemeyede says whoever wishes to experiment with such medications must keep in mind that male enhancement pills do not permanently increase the male organ size, neither do they permanently provide strong erections.
“If you don’t take these pills after a few days, your reproductive organ will begin to shrink back to its original size and you will need to take another dosage to boost the size afresh,” he deposes.
Ashiru spares no word in condemning this trend. For one, he swears never to perform male organ enlargement on anyone because it is not only this organ that gets enlarged, but associated ones as well.
Ashiru says, “I will never do it because it will also lead to the enlargement of other organs like the prostate gland, which can be extremely harmful.”
He warns men that it is not the length of their reproductive organs that is important but their ability to produce good and viable sperm necessary for procreation.
A surgeon, Dr. Deinde Durotade, says surgery does give permanent solution for enlargement of the male organ.
“Through surgery, the male organ can be visually enhanced, usually by just over an inch. The surgeon will cut the ligaments that hold the penis in its usual position and this allows it to descend. Weights, or stretching devices, are then used for a few months to effect a permanent increase in size,” Durotade says.
He warns, though, that the procedure might result in scar tissue. And, despite the euphoria that the patient may feel initially, the result may also dampen the mood, as Durotade explains, “The erection will point down, and the base of the penis will be hairy, giving a far from smooth result.” Yuck!
He also says urologists may be hesitant to perform this type of surgery unless there are sound therapeutic reasons. Indeed, scientists say the need for penis enlargement surgery is rare, and that it is typically reserved for men whose penis doesn’t function normally because of a birth defect or injury.
Men who have tested and proved these medications talked about their experience, but the majority of them say it’s not worth the trouble. Dan (no surname) says after he took certain medications for enlargement, he came down with splitting headaches and his doctor later diagnosed him as having high blood pressure. While the effects of the drugs still subsisted in his system, Dan says, he felt pains in his penis and testicles.
“I didn’t need a doctor to tell me to discontinue the suicidal adventure,” he confesses.
Another respondent who refuses to give his name says when he took the medication as prescribed, he did not notice any increase in size, though he did have firmer erection.
Dennis says the whole claim is a fraud because, “All along, you already have this thing in you. I mean, naturally, when your organ is erect, it increases in size because of the blood flow. So, what have they done except to steal your money by another means?”
As for the end receivers of male enhancement, the women polled say it’s a crazy venture that no woman should encourage her partner to take. They are of the view that male organ size is much lower on the list of priorities for women than such issues as a man’s personality and financial capability.
Are the men listening?

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