So an old acquaintance calls me on the phone today and says, I saw what you wrote in Encomium magazine Linda (Yeah SDK took it there), and decided to call you. My dear, if you don't enjoy vaginal sex, why don't you try anal sex?
What did this beach just say to me? I say beach because it was a female.
She continues: I had the same problem as you, I didn't enjoy sex at all, then my boyfriend introduced me to anal sex and Linda I promise you, it's the best. And she goes on and on about anal sex and why I should try it. I'm so annoyed by her suggestion that I decide to annoy her back. So I say: So your boyfriend likes anal sex? Is he straight? Of course he is. You sure about that? She pauses. I continue: I say this because men who like anal sex are usually homosexuals or at least bisexuals.
I know now that's she annoyed, but my hope is that she's annoyed enough to get off my phone. A few minutes later, she's gone. *hiss*
Penetrate my butt? Is she high? Why would I want to deliberately inflict pain on myself and walk around with adult pad? Why don't we leave anal sex for gay men who don't have the option of a vagina. I have a freaking vagina man, if that's not enough for you, astalabyebye!
I know someone who tried it and she said when it comes to anal sex for a woman, she either loves it, or she hates it, there's very little in between. She hated it. She had a boyfriend who kept insisting on it and they broke up eventually, because of it.
Here's my point guys, if you insist on anal sex with a woman, it's either you have gay tendencies or you are a pervert! Choose one! lol.
But seriously ladies, have you ever tried it? Would you ever try it? Would you recommend it? (I'm sure there are a few adventurous women out there who will like to know...:-))
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